Classique Quotes Of The Day

[Mojo]

Imagine the scene, team members at an Indoor Climbing Wall, all in harnesses walking upstairs with a brew in hand.

I was behind most of the members, limping up some stairs after a recent injury. Joe's son was behind me and said "Is that thing too tight it's makin you limp?" "What thing is that mate?" I said to him and his reply was "Your harness!"

I didn't have the heart to tell him my leg was in a brace - bless him!

[Mojo]

I was reviewing some application forms and it came to the applicants describing their Strengths and Weaknesses.

It came to one form and I quote

One of my weaknesses would be my Patience - I don't have a lot at the moment, BUT I am learning but just can't seem to learn quick enough.

[Mojo]

Joe was on about what she was having for tea and I'll quote her exact words

I'm having Jacket Spuds and Baked Potatoes

Fantastic - last time I checked Joe, they were the same thing

[niki]

FAB!!!!!

My granny once told me me were having roast potatoes in their jackets instead of baked potatoes in their jackets. Don't think I have ever let her forget it.

[Joe]

Mojo told me earlier that she had wondered why the end of her finger was hurting last night when having a discussion via the computer. She thought she had a papercut from the keyboard.

Another one within a few minutes while out with the dogs was:

"I don't see Paddy being any different with me when I'm there and when I'm not!!!!!"

[Mojo]

Me, say something that stupid?????

And my paper cut from the keyboard was a blessing in disguise for you!!!!!

Oh and no more 'mothers' eye's

[Mojo]

Whilst cleaning the new Team vehicle, it began to rain,

Joe being Joe

Where's that come from?

I suppose we'll let her off THIS time, it'll only be a few more days before she say's something silly again!!!