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Postby Mark » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:05 am

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Truro RSPCA
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Re: Single??

Postby rich&sassy » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:13 am

Think I was one off them [wink]
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Re: Single??

Postby Judith » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:24 am

Hmmmm, funny, I've seen that several times and it's always reported to have been from a different rescue centre, sometimes in the US!!! This little lady did get around a bit!!! [ohmy] [tongue2]
Still love it though!! [biggrin]
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Re: Single??

Postby Philip E » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:38 pm

rich&sassy wrote:Think I was one off them [wink]

You too Rich! [laugh]
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Re: Single??

Postby PollyPocket » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:33 pm

i love this [biggrin]

and that puppy is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!
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