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3 Little Pigs

Postby niki » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:40 pm

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

'I want water, lots and lots of water,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.

'I want water, lots and lots of water,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

'I want water, lots and lots of water,'

exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter

to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered water

all evening?'


The third piggy says -



'Well, somebody has to go

'Wee, wee, wee, all the way

home!
Niki Toogood and Scrumpy
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Re: 3 Little Pigs

Postby lou » Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:57 pm

Oh god thats bad!!!!

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Re: 3 Little Pigs

Postby suelipscomb » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:15 am

Oh dear! [nowink]
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